Everybody Loses 024 | iPhones and Parody Movies

May 9, 2017

It's Episode 24 of the Everybody Loses Podcast, and we've finally run out of stupid age-related jokes that coincide with the episode number. This week's episode was recorded on May 4th, aka Star Wars Day, so the guys thought it would be interesting to dig deeper into the world of dumb lesser-known holidays, and boy are there a lot of them. In the Everybody Loses segment, John, a faithful android buyer, must argue why iPhones are superior while Matt, who has been known to shit on the occasional parody film, must explain why spoof movies are better than the movies they parody.

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Everybody Loses 023 | Dark Souls and Fake News

May 2, 2017

They say nobody likes you when you're 23, so we'll see if that bodes true in the podcast stats this week. After taking a moment to thank you, our listeners, for helping us reach 1000 downloads on Podbean, we jump right into the episode with a quick update on the United Airlines incident. Coinciding with the NFL draft, John and Matt then play a game where they draft famous directors to remake some of our favorite movies. In the Everybody Loses segment John, a fan of the Dark Souls game series, must argue why the notoriously difficult games are the easiest he's played, while Matt, a proponent of the truth, must explain why Fake News™ is better for society.

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Everybody Loses 022 | Light Beer and Gym Bros

April 19, 2017

We're back with Episode 22, brought to you by Taylor Swift. This week, John gives a live (and rather snarky) reaction to the recently released trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, followed by a brief discussion from both of our hosts. John and Matt then delve into the controversial beat-down that was given to an elderly doctor on a United flight. In the Everybody Loses segment John, a craft beer enthusiast, must argue why national-brand light beer is the better option, while Matt, who generally looks down upon the "gym bro" culture, must explain why everyone should aspire to be one.

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Everybody Loses 021 | Obesity and Office Space

April 11, 2017

It's Episode 21 of Everybody Loses, and the podcast is coming back with its first legally-bought drink to bring you the latest in losing. After briefly reflecting on the podcast's shining moments from the past 20 episodes, John and Matt analyze the highly-discussed Pepsi commercial featuring Kendell Jenner, and talk about some other odd marketing campaigns. In the Everybody Loses segment, John, who has embraced a healthy lifestyle and lost over 60 pounds, must argue why being fat is better than being skinny, and Matt, a fan of the movie Office Space (who isn't), is forced to explain why its a bad movie.

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Everybody Loses 020 | Baldness and Neil deGrasse Tyson

April 4, 2017

Our hosts are back with Episode 20 of the seemingly never-ending Everybody Loses podcast. This week, Matt tells John about a special convention happening in his own hometown, featuring an even more special guest. Inspired by President Trump's continuous use of Mar-a-Lago as a de facto White House, John and Matt offer ideas about where their own "White Houses" would be. In the Everybody Loses segment, John, a man with a head of hair, must argue why it's better to be bald, while Matt, who is generally annoyed by Neil deGrasse Tyson's social media presence, must make a case as to why he's an important public figure.

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Everybody Loses 019 | Bikers and Sleeping at Night

March 27, 2017

It's Episode 19 and the boys are finally back! Returning to the podcast during the midst of March Madness, John and Matt decide to create their very own bracket of... what else, dumb celebrities. Which idiot made it to the top? You'll have to listen to find out! In the Everybody Loses segment, John, a general disliker of motorcycles and bikers (like most of us) must argue why the biker culture is cool, while his nocturnal co-host Matt must explain why maintaining a normal sleep schedule is better.

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Everybody Loses 018 | Xbox and Russia

March 13, 2017

In our short pre-recorded Episode 18, John and Matt offer their best replacement suggestions after the tragic news broke that Arnold Schwarzeneggar would no longer be hosting Celebrity Apprentice due to poor ratings (sad!). In the Everybody Loses segment, John, a Playstation loyalist, must argue why the Xbox consoles are superior to their Sony counterparts while Matt, an American boy, must argue why Russia is the better country.

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Everybody Loses 017 | Rocky and Saturday Night Live

March 6, 2017

Our friends are on the edge of seventeen in this week's episode of the podcast. As another Ash Wednesday has come and gone, John and Matt give their theories as to what President Trump is sacrificing for Lent, being a devout Christian and all. In the Everybody Loses segment, Matt serves revenge in the form of Rocky, John's favorite movie, why John forces Matt to argue why Saturday Night Live is the funniest show on television. This week and next week's episode (which has been pre-recorded) will be a little shorter than usual, as John and Matt will be on vacation out of state for a few days, but Everybody Loses will be back in full force for Episode 19!

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Everybody Loses 016 | Italians and Pulp Fiction

February 27, 2017

It's Episode 16, and that means the podcast is finally looking at colleges and driving around with its learner's permit. This week, John tells Matt about a lucky Powerball winner in Indiana, and the two discuss what they would do if they won the big one. Our hosts add another subgenre of rock and roll to their growing list, and bring you the latest news involving Shia Labeouf's ill-fated project. In the Everybody Loses segment, our resident Italian John must argue why italian culture is the worst in the world, while Matt is forced to think of three reasons why Pulp Fiction is an overrated movie.

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Everybody Loses 015 | The Big Bang Theory and Nirvana

February 21, 2017

When you're fifteen and Podbean tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them. In the latest episode John and Matt give their thanks to Podbean for choosing Everybody Loses as one of their featured podcasts, and welcome the following wave of new listeners. After an update on the photo ops and eating habits of President Trump, our hosts share their disdain for handshaking and make a few jabs at the French (luckily we have no listeners from France yet). In the Everybody Loses segment John, who recently revealed his hatred for the TV show The Big Bang Theory, must argue why it's a great show, while Matt, who has an equally strong hatred for Nirvana, must explain why they were musical geniuses.

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