Everybody Loses 009 | Women and Whisky

December 29, 2016

In the last episode of the now-dreaded year 2016, John and Matt (who have now both seen Rogue One) enter into a spoiler-filled discussion of the latest addition to the Star Wars movie universe. In the latest I Have a Theory segment, John risks his life to bring to Matt his theory of Santa Claus himself being a saboteur and informant for the big toy companies. In the Everybody Loses segment, Matt, seemingly all out of knowledge about his friend, makes John argue why being a woman is better than being a man. After struggling free from that awkward conversation, John forces Matt to sound off on why his beloved whisky (that's right, spelled without an e) tastes worse than any other liquor.

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Everybody Loses 008 | Halloween and Beards

December 19, 2016

In Episode 08 (Rogue Podcast), a seemingly normal conversation about Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas evolves into a nonsensical rambling involving bad and/or creepy jokes. Following their suicide-pact on movie spoilers, Matt gives his spoiler-free review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. In the Everybody Loses segment, John's assignment is to give three reasons why Halloween (his favorite holiday) is the worst of all holidays, while Matt, a bearded man, must give three reasons why beards make a person "look bad."

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Everybody Loses 007 | The Matrix Trilogy and DC vs Marvel

December 12, 2016

In Episode 07 (The Podcast Awakens), Matt and John give a brief review of a cinematic staple that John has recently watched for the first time: The Rock starring Nicholas Cage and Sir Sean Connery. John regales Matt with a new tale of a wacky character he saw walking down the street. In the Everybody Loses segment, as payback for Episode 01, Matt makes John explain why his beloved Matrix trilogy is unoriginal, while John challenges Matt to come up with a few reasons why the DC movies have the upperhand on their Marvel counterparts.

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Everybody Loses 006 | Pearl Jam and the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

December 5, 2016

In Episode 06 (Return of the Podcast), Matt and John attempt to guess which high-profile figures have been seen entering Trump Tower via CSPAN's live stream. Matt takes his own stab at the I Have a Theory segment, explaining why he thinks the Terminator franchise (and possibly the Spike Jonze movie Her starring Joaquin Phoenix) is a prequel to the Matrix franchise. In the Everybody Loses segment, John rustles up a few cases against his favorite band, Pearl Jam, and Matt makes Star Wars fans around the country lose their wings by arguing why the Prequel Trilogy is superior to the Original Trilogy.

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George Lucas' statement on how, 40 years from now, only the Special Editions will remain.

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Everybody Loses 005 | The Philadelphia Eagles and Xbox vs. Playstation

November 27, 2016

In Episode 05, John informs Matt of yet another social media "challenge" corrupting our nation's youth. The two discuss Black Friday and the beginning of the holiday season, and John argues why hipsters don't exist in the premiere of the "I Have a Theory" segment. In this week's Everybody Loses segment, longtime Giants fan John struggles to explain why the Eagles are the best team in the NFC East, and Matt must betray his beloved Xbox to argue why Playstation is the superior system.

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The "Hipster" Video - Beware, it's as graphic as I described.

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Everybody Loses 004 | Guinness Stout and North Jersey

November 21, 2016

In Episode 04, John and Matt disect the latest social media "challenge" to pester our timelines, investigate a tragedy at a California national park, and describe some more wacky characters they saw while traveling the world. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why there's some foulness in the otherwise delicious Guinness beer, and Matt takes a treasonous look at why North Jersey is superior to South Jersey

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Everybody Loses 003 | Engineers and Katt Williams

November 14, 2016

In the first post-apocalypse post-election episode of Everybody Loses, John and Matt give a brief review of the Netflix original Stranger Things Season 1. They then take a deep dive into the more deplorable sub-genres of Rock and Roll, and theorize as to what this election's failed candidates were up to on Election night. In the Everybody Loses segment, John tackles why engineers (his current occupation) are unnecessary in today's society, while Matt gives three half-assed reasons why Katt Williams is funny (Like a clown) in less than a minute.

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Everybody Loses 002 | Pro Wrestling and Bruce Springsteen

November 7, 2016

In the second episode of Everybody Loses, John and Matt discuss the Steve Bartman incident and talk about some more completely real people they met while out and about (and in the process uncover a conspiracy involving cereal mafias and Russian spies). In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why pro wrestling is childish AND not entertaining, while Matt must argue why Jon Bon Jovi is the best rock star from New Jersey, as opposed to Bruce Springsteen. As one might guess, everybody loses.

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The original beloved Chuck "Esteban" Cheese vs. Dickhead the Rat
Creepy "real-looking" Count Chocula
Creepy "real-looking" Spongebob character

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Everybody Loses 001 | New York Sports and Star Wars

October 26, 2016

The Everybody Loses podcast follows John Renteria and Matt Banks as they discuss topics, pose what-if situations, and make their co-host argue against hobbies and interests near and dear to their hearts.

In the premiere episode, John and Matt discuss the current clown epidemic sweeping the nation, tell each other about some colorful characters they saw walking down the street, and discuss the most sought-after Halloween costumes of 2016. In the Everybody Loses segment, Matt forces John to argue why New York sports teams are the worst in history, while John makes Matt explain the un-originality of Star Wars.

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