Everybody Loses 039 | Autumn and Concerts

September 22, 2017

Happy first day of Fall! Make sure to grab your Uggs, flannels, and pumpkin spice whatevers before you listen to the latest episode! This week, our hosts discuss Sean Spicer's appearance at the Emmys, and mention other politicians who have gone gimmicky for the sake of their appearance. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why Autumn is the worst season of the year, while Matt must explain why concerts are the worst way to enjoy music.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 038 | Hurricanes and Running

September 9, 2017

Grab your ponchos and umbrellas because things are getting pretty moist in this week's episode. As the rain pours down outside, John and Matt reminisce about past school years and offer some first-day-of-school advice to the younger generation. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must argue why it's a good thing when hurricanes come to town, while Matt must explain why running is great.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

 

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 037 | Labor Day and Conor McGregor

September 2, 2017

Much like your favorite Game of Thrones characters, our hosts are bidding farewell to summer and bracing for the coming winter in Episode 37 of Everybody Loses! This week, John and Matt give their thoughts on the GoT season finale, and on season 7 as a whole. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must argue why Labor Day, a fairly nondescript holiday, is the greatest of all U.S. holidays, while Matt must explain why Conor McGregor was the real winner of the Mayweather-McGregor superfight.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 036 | Blindness and Fantasy Sports

August 24, 2017

John and Matt are blinking away the spots in their eyes to give you their first post (apoc)eclipse episode of Everybody Loses! This week, our hosts share their tales of experiencing the recent total eclipse, discuss some local crimes rattling their community, and offer their thoughts and predictions for this Saturday's superfight between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must argue why it's better to be blind than have sight, while Matt must explain the cons of fantasy sports.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 035 | North Korea and Getting ‘White Girl Wasted’

August 19, 2017

**Apologies for the shit audio quality this week. There was an orchestra of lawnmowers and leafblowers outside and it was either poor sound quality with noise suppression or no podcast. Everybody Loses either way.**

Greetings fellow vault dwellers! This week John and Matt peek their heads out of the fallout shelter to bring you a brand new episode of Everybody Loses! In Episode 35, our hosts discuss the ongoing rivalry between fellow supreme leaders Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, and offer their pointers on how to survive the impending nuclear apocalypse. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why North Korea is the greatest nation on Earth, while Matt must argue why getting drunk (or 'white girl wasted' as they say) is the best way to spend your night.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 034 | Diet Foods and Hipsters

August 3, 2017

We're not Steve Bannon. We're not trying to s... well anyway, this is Episode 34 of Everybody Loses! This week John and Matt mention some ridiculous shoobies that they've recently seen or heard (and you all get a taste of it yourselves), as well as share summer bug/pest horror stories. Our hosts then offer their recap of the recent White House chronicles. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why diet foods are terrible taste-wise and health-wise, while Matt is forced to argue why hipsters are the "master class" of society.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 033 | O.J. Simpson and Movie Critics

July 27, 2017

Court is in session in Episode 33 of Everybody Loses! This week, John and Matt talk about everything from Comic-Con to James Caan to Michael Phelps racing a shark. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must put on his attorney hat when he's forced to explain why O.J. Simpson is innocent of the infamous 1994 murders, while Matt must argue why movie critics should not be listened to.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 032 | Game of Thrones and Modern Music

July 20, 2017

John and Matt return once more to play the Game of Microphones and bring you the latest episode of Everybody Loses! This week, the two briefly offer their thoughts on the premiere of season 7 of Game of Thrones, and take some time to discuss the newly-dubbed and currently ongoing Made in America Week. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why Game of Thrones is the worst show on television today, while Matt is forced to argue why modern music is better than music from the past.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 031 | Movie Sequels and PC Comedy

July 13, 2017

We've hit the 241st birthday of our hosts' home country of the USA, but more importantly we've hit the 31st episode of Everybody Loses! Coming back this week from a brief delay caused by Independence Day traffic complications, Matt informs John of the latest news in the ongoing ballad of Shia "The Boof" LaBeouf. Our hosts then talk about President Trump's tweeted CNN gif as well as what kind of gifs they would tweet as President, and the two discuss (and offer some predictions for) the soon-to-debut seventh season of Game of Thrones. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must explain why movie sequels are always better than the originals, while Matt must defend politically-correct/family humor as the greatest type of comedy.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00

Everybody Loses 030 | Melissa McCarthy and ‘Going to Hell’

June 29, 2017

In a very special "bad guy" themed Episode 30 of the podcast, the boys have finally received a fan email that Matt happily reads aloud to John and you fine listeners. Our hosts then discuss famous villains in movies and TV shows that they love to root for, as well as good guys they love to hate. In the Everybody Loses segment, John must argue why Tammy star Melissa McCarthy is the greatest comedian of our time, while Matt must explain why 'going to hell' (or just being bad, for simplicity's sake) is better than being good.

 

LINKS

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Send questions, comments, and random thoughts to everybodylosescast@gmail.com. We may read them on the podcast!

00:0000:00